WTF?

Ridiculous doesn't even begin to describe this one:

Tricksy tricksy, Darfur...

You want us to stop calling all that populace-pruning "genocide"...

so you threaten to take away Coke.

Brilliant...

Bloody brilliant.

Darfur Threatens to Cut Off World's Supply of Coca-Cola - Consumerist
Denying Genocide in Darfur -- and Americans Their Coca-Cola - Washington Post